(650): We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
(562): You can’t even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
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Geto Boyz - Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Even though I’m not, this song makes me feel like one.
4 months of college
and I’m still waiting for the hint of a spark.
(via icanread)
And if I never leave this thug life,
I’ll see you again someday.
10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
(773): When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Kahealani, Matt, and I.
Matt tried to tell me my bounce didn’t count.
Geto Boyz - Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Even though I’m not, this song makes me feel like one.
4 months of college
So we made love in the Milky Way.
@4est
And if I never leave this thug life,
10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong
I scraped my knees while I was praying and found a demon in my safest haven.
